Cliff Jokes / Recent Jokes

There was an Englishman an Irishmanand a Scotsman. They all worked on the top of a cliff and the Englishman said, "If Ihave cheese in my sandwich tomorrow I'll jump off this cliff!

there was three guys in a bar they hered a guy say to another did you know if you went to dead mans cliff and jump off of it say what you want to be then thats what youll change into.
so the three guys went to dead mans cliff and decided that they wanted to try one of the guys said his peace and told hi his friends how much they ment to him and then he jumped and said i want to be an eagale so he changed into an eagle the next guy did the same thing said his peace told his friend how much he ment to him and he jumped and said i wish to be a hawk so he changed into a hawk the next guy said his peace and he didnt bother to tell the other guy how much he ment to him beacuse there wasnt another one so he jumped and said crap crap crap crap and he changed into a pile of crap.

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air. The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket, which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength. Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about halfway up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed. With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."

Q: A blonde and a brunette jumped off a cliff. Who hit bottom first? A: The brunette - the blonde had to stop and ask for directions.

There is a story about a monastery in Europe perched high on a cliff several hundred feet in the air.

The only way to reach the monastery was to be suspended in a basket which was pulled to the top by several monks who pulled and tugged with all their strength.

Obviously the ride up the steep cliff in that basket was terrifying. One tourist got exceedingly nervous about half-way up as he noticed that the rope by which he was suspended was old and frayed.

With a trembling voice he asked the monk who was riding with him in the basket how often they changed the rope. The monk thought for a moment and answered brusquely, "Whenever it breaks."

Paddy and Mick were watching a John Wayne film on TV. In one scene John Wayne was riding madly towards a cliff.' I'll bet you $10 he falls over that cliff' said Paddy.
' Done,' said Mick.
John Wayne rode straight over the cliff. As Mick handed over his $10, Paddy said' I feel a bit guilty about this, I've seen the film before.'
' So have I,' said Mick,' but I didn't think that he would be stupid enough to make the same mistake twice! '

The car sped off the highway, went through the guardrail, rolled down a cliff, bounced off a tree and finally shuddered to a stop.
A passing motorist, who had witnessed the entire accident, helped the miraculously unharmed driver out of the wreck.
"Good lord, mister," he gasped, "are you drunk?"
"Of course," said the man, brushing the dirt from his suit. "What the hell do you think I am...a stunt driver!"