Abortion Jokes / Recent Jokes

Locked my keys in my truck.. Late for work and a little frantic I knew I could get it open if only I had a hanger. I ran to the first open business I could find.

Note to self... Never ever, ever frantically run into planned parenthood looking for a hanger.

The pro-life group "Operation Save America" is trying to close Mississippi's only abortion clinic. The group wants abortion limited to when the mother's life is in danger or if she's black.

Last year, in anticipation of abortions possibly becoming illegal in Michigan,
Ann Arbor voters passed an amendment to the city charter making the maximum
allowed penalty for getting an illegal abortion a $5 fine. (As a side note, the
same election increased the fine for possessing small quantities of marijuana
from $5 to $25 for a first offense and $100 for a second).
However, the really strange thing about this policy is that its enforcement
would be assigned to the Parking Department.
So I guess this is a way of penalizing excessive parking after 6 p.m..
But what I have to wonder is what they'll do to women who don't pay their
abortion tickets. Since 6 unpaid traffic tickets results in getting your
car booted, will 6 unpaid abortion tickets result in having a chastity belt
put on you?

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill?
Ah thought ah paid it!

Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!