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I'll hit you so hard you'll have to take off your shoes to shit!
I'll hit you so hard you'll have to unzip your pants to say hi!
I'll hit you so hard your kids will be born dizzy!
I'll hit you so hard your wife will fall! Yo Mama sucks cocks in hell
Your Mama's so bald, you can see what is on her mind!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks socialism means partying!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks manual labor is a Mexican!
Your Mama's so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
Your Mama's so stupid, she takes an hour and a half to watch "60 Minutes"!
Your Mama's so stupid, she probably thinks Taco Bell is where you pay your telephone bill.
Your Mama's so stupid, she has blonde roots in her eyeballs.
Your Mama's so stupid, she got fired from the M & M factory for throwing away all the W's.
Your Mama's so stupid, she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
Your Mama's so stupid, she went to a Whalers more...
President Clinton looks up from his desk in the Oval Office to see one of his aides nervously approach him.
" What is it?" yells the President.
" It's this abortion bill, Mr. President. What do you want to do about it?" the aide asks.
" Just go ahead and pay it." responds the President.
Kinky Friedman stated recently that abortion should be "very, very rare", and only if you're pregnant.
I think that we should abort every fetus and use them for stem-cell research. That way stem-cell research would advance so far so fast that we wouldn't need to bring new people into the world because the people already here would live forever.