Apartments Jokes / Recent Jokes

1) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices, which have large red read-outs to tell you exactly when it will go off.2) Should you need to pass yourself off as a German officer it will not be necessary to speak the language, a convincing accent will do.3) All apartments in Paris overlook the Eiffel tower.4) Most lap top computers are powerful enough to override a bank security system or the communication system of an invading alien civilization.5) Every single person in martial arts Film has a black belt in karate.6) When staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.7) 1 man shooting at 20 men has more chance of hitting them than 20 men shooting at 1 man if he is the hero.8) During a police investigation it will be necessary to visit a strip joint at least once.9) Large studio-type apartments in big cities are affordable by single people with a low wage.10) The entire British population lives in London.11) It more...

You look older than you really are. You're racist. Your parents are scared of anyone that is black. Your parents dog on Mexicans and Blacks You know you're superior to other Asians. Your parents think you're 12 when you're really 18. When you go out to buy clothes you have to buy them 3 sizes too big for you to grow in and for any younger brother or sister to have for Christmas a few years down the line. At least one of your parents are in a self owned business like Laundromat, Nails, or Apartments. If they own apartments they rent only to Asian families... never blacks. Guys: you sit on your butt all day. Girls: you do everything while your man sits on his butt. Guys: you have a nice variety of white and black shirts, blue and black jeans and slacks. You cuss out anyone in Vietnamese that gets you pissed off. Your parents think you're the worst kid. Your parents compare you to 4. 5 nerds and call you stupid. You watch Vietnamese translated movies that are 30 tapes long. You listen to more...