Birth Control Jokes / Recent Jokes

According to a new survey, the #1 reason why men don’t wear condoms is that “they don’t fit well”. Which I guess sounds a lot better than the real #1 reason ---“too drunk to open the condom wrapper.”

This is National Condom Week. Teenagers around the country have already decided not to celebrate.

According to reports, the "morning after pill," also known as Plan B, will be sold over the counter as soon as November. Or, as I'll be calling it, "Early Christmas."

A bank in Thialand is giving out condoms to customers, through a campaign available at 600 branches.

There new motto is: "Bank with us and protect your assests."

After an outbreak of pregnancies among middle school girls, education officials in Portland Main have decided to allow one school's health center to make birth control pills available to girls as young as 11.....

The bad news is that young girls wont be able to take their birth control pills due to the child proof cap.

A new report shows that fewer teens are having babies now, but more teens are living in poverty than before.
Conclusion? Teens need to start having more babies again, so they're not as poor. Babies can obviously be put to work to help the family raise money, or perhaps rented to be put to work by others, or sold outright... A plethora of options exist, but the numbers are clear: teen abstinence causes poverty.

Kinky Friedman stated recently that abortion should be "very, very rare", and only if you're pregnant.