Bisexual Jokes

These four gents go out to play golf one day. One is detained in the clubhouse and
the remaining three are discussing their children while walking to the first tee.
"My son," says one, "has made quite a name for himself in the homebuilding industry.
He began as a carpenter, but now owns his own design and construction firm. He's so
successful that in his last year he was able to give a good friend a brand new home
as a gift."
The second man not to be outdone, told how his daughter began her career as a car
salesperson, but now owns a multi-line dealership. "She's so successful, in fact, in
the last six months she gave a friend two brand new cars as a gift."
The third man's son has worked his way up through a stock brokerage firm and in the
last few weeks has given a good friend a large stock portfolio as a gift.
As the fourth man arrives, they tell him that they have been discussing their more...

I had a female friend who was worried that since her boyfriend was bisexual, he could never be satisfied with just her because he would always want a man, too.
This sounds silly to me because to say a guy would be like that just because he's bisexual is like saying a guy would go to a restaurant and be like:
"Okay, well, I'm gonna have the steak for dinner. But wait...I also think chicken tastes good sometimes...Shit, I better have two dinners because one will never satisfy me!"

The problem with being bisexual is that you get twice as many chances to be rejected.

Why are all crane operators bi sexual?
They swing both ways

The things I've learnt from porn:
Women wear high heels to bed.
A blowjob will always get a woman out of a speeding fine.
Lesbians love it when a guy bursts in on them.
All women are bisexual or have fantasised about it.
No man is bisexual.
Women hitchhike in high heels and bikinis and will always offer you sex in exchange for a ride to who knows where.
If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having a root in the bushes, the boyfriend won't bash you if you join in without asking.
Job interviews often turn into orgies.
Nurses give patients blowjobs especially if they have multiple bandages or are in a coma. The patient always makes a miraculous recovery.
When a complete stranger asks a sunbathing woman to rub suntan lotion over her breasts she doesn't tell him to F#@% off.
She will insist he roots her.
Calling a woman a bitch won't get you thrown out of bed. It turns her on even more.
French maids and baby sitters are more...