Cackle Jokes / Recent Jokes
What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.
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What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
A witch with a drum kit!
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What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
A witch in soggy shoes!
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What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
Lucky!
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What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
Broom mates!
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What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
The dark!
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What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
To keep their hats pointed!
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What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!
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What kind of tests do they give in witch school?
Hex-aminations!
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What do you call a witch that stays out all night?
A fresh air freak!
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What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?
A bird that’s ugly but doesn’t give a hoot!
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What goes cackle, cackle, boom?
A witch in a minefield!
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What is the difference between a musician and a dead witch?
One composes and the other decomposes!
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Why did the witch go to the psychiatrist?
Because she thought everybody loved her!
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What usually runs in witches’ families?
Noses!
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What is the difference between a witch and the letters M A K E S?
One make spells and the other spell makes!
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What goes cackle, cackle, bonk?
A witch laughing her head off!
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Why do witches go to the docks?
To see the bats being launched!
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Why do cats prefer wizards to witches?
Because the sorcerers often have milk in them!
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What is an octopus?
An eight sided cat!
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Why did the wizard jump off the top of the Empire State Building?
He wanted to make a hit on Broadway!
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Why did the witch feed her cat with pennies?
She wanted to put some money in the kitty!