Cake Jokes / Recent Jokes
Jayme and Bob have been back from their honeymoon for two weeks when Bob came home from work saying he'd invited four friends from the office home for dinner on Friday.
Jayme is a bit apprehensive as she asks if she must cook a meal for them all. Bob explains that there will actually be eight coming, as each has a spouse or date. Since this is her first party, he consoles her by saying that all she has to do is get some Chinese food in and perhaps she can bake a cake. This sounds like a good idea, and they sit down and decide what Chinese food to get.
Friday morning wife calls the office in tears. She explains that the only cake recipe she has will only feed six. Hubby says, "why don't you just double the recipe?" She decides that is a good idea.
At four, hubby gets another phone call - this time quite frantic. "I just can't do it," wifely weeps. "It's impossible."
"Now, now, what's the matter?" "Well, their recipe calls for more...
WHY DID THE BOY EAT HIS HOMEWORK? BECUASE HE THOUGHT IT WAS A PIECE OF CAKE
' William,' shouted his mum.' There were two pieces of cake in the pantry last night and now there's only one. How do you explain that? '
' It was dark in the pantry, mum,' explained William,' and I didn't see the other piece!'
For his wife's birthday party, a doctor ordered a cake with this inscription:"You are not getting older, You are just getting better."When asked how he wanted it arranged, he said, "Just put 'You are not getting older' at the top, and 'You are just getting better' at the bottom."It wasn't until the good doctor was ready to servethe cake that he discovered it read:"YOU ARE NOT GETTING OLDER AT THE TOP, YOU ARE JUST GETTING BETTER AT THE BOTTOM."
Janet: Whats the difference between a cake and a school bus? Jill: I dont know. Janet: Im glad I didnt send you to pick up my birthday cake!
Q: Did you know that there is a food out there that will stop a woman from wanting sex?
A: Its' called "Wedding Cake"