Chandu Jokes

Chandu: Daddy, can you write in the dark?

Bhagwandas (Father): I think so. What do you want me to write?

Chandu: Your name on this report card.

Chandu: I Would Very Much Like To Travel To The Sun! Montu: U Cannot. Your Spaceship Will Burn Before U Even Get There. Chandu: I
Know That Very Well. That Is Why I Will Only Travel At Night.