Chequeing Jokes

A crusty old man walks into a bank
and says to the teller at the window,
"I want to open a DAMN chequeing account."
The astonished woman replies,
"I beg your pardon, sir.
I must have misunderstood you.
What did you say?"
"Listen up, DAMMIT.
I said I want to open a DAMN chequeing account,
NOW!"
The teller leaves the window
and goes over to the bank manager
to inform him of her situation.
The manager agrees that the teller
does not have to listen to foul language.