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A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph. D. brain costs $10, 000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15, 000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50, 000." The client asked, "What? How's that possible?" The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417. 58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine."
A lawyer calls his client to tell him about his fee schedule.
"Alright," the lawyer says looking through his papers. "You owe me $1000 down and $417. 58 cents each month for the next thirty-six months.
"What! That sounds like a car payment schedule," retorted the client.
"Your right. It's mine."
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he
mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks.
"I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a
nearby drawer, "Just place this between your cheek and gum."
The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest
shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes, the client asks in
garbled speech, "And what if I swallow it?"
"No problem," says the barber, "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else
does."
A man enters a barber shop for a shave. While the barber is foaming him up, he mentions the problems he has getting a close shave around the cheeks. "I have just the thing," says the barber taking a small wooden ball from a nearby drawer. "Just place this between your cheek and gum."The client places the ball in his mouth and the barber proceeds with the closest shave the man has ever experienced. After a few strokes the client asks in garbled speech."And what if I swallow it?""No problem," says the barber. "Just bring it back tomorrow like everyone else does."
A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices. The doctor said, "Well, this Ph. D. brain costs $10, 000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15, 000. Here we have a policeman's brain as well. It costs $50, 000."The client asked, "What? How's that possible?"The doctor replied, "You see, it's totally unused."
An old man was a witness in a burglary case.
The defense lawyer asked Sam, “Did you see my client commit this burglary? ”
“Yes, ” said Sam, “I saw him plainly take the goods. ”
The lawyer asks Sam again, “Sam, this happened at night. Are you sure you saw my
client commit this crime? ”
“Yes, ” says Sam, “I saw him do it. ”
Then the lawyer asks Sam, “Sam, listen, you are 80 years old and your eye sight is probably bad. Just how far can you see at night? ”
Sam says, “I can see the moon, how far is that? ”