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Mr. X gets a promotion and is posted in the Middle East. A few weeks later, Mrs. & Mr. X go shopping. Mrs. X badly required a new bra.
They enter a shop and ask for a particular brand of bra. Unfortunately none of the salesmen knew English. After unsuccessful attempts to explain to them in English, Mr. X tries sign language.
He points out to his wife's breasts and shows the action of covering them. The salesmen get too embarrassed to look at those actions.
Getting slightly desperate, he requests two handkerchiefs, ties them and cups his wife's breast with them to demonstrate the use of the bra.
Still the salesmen do not understand a thing and one of them threatens to report Mr. X's indecent behaviour to the police.
Mrs. X then suggests that they draw a bra on paper. Mr. X requests for a paper and pen and draws a bra-like figure.
The salesman takes the paper, walks over to the other side of the shop and comes back with...
(what do you think)
A pair of more...
Bay Area Native Quiz
Want to know if someone is a native of the San Francisco
Bay Area? Want to find out if you qualify yourself? Take
the following quiz and find out!
1) Complete the following phrase:
Dublin, Berkeley, San Lorenzo, Cupertino, __________
2) Name the five bridges that cross San Francisco Bay.
Extra credit: put them in order from north to south.
Extra extra credit: explain how to get across the
Golden Gate Bridge during rush
hour in less than an hour.
3) Complete the following phrase:
2400 Mission, top of the hill, __________
4) You're at a San Francisco Spiders hockey game at the Cow
Palace. (True: a team called' the Spiders' play at a
place called' the Cow Palace.' Go figure.) A woman comes
out to sing the Star Spangled Banner wearing a huge hat
with a model of the entire financial district, including
the TransAmerica building, on top of it. more...
After his first day working at a department store. The manager walks up to his new sales men and asked him how many sales he had his first day.
The young man proudly answered "One." The manager replied "only one, well how much was it for"? The young man responded with $39562. Curious the manager asked what he had sold.
He was buying some fishing hooks and I told him that he would probably need some stronger line to go with those hooks. He agreed but before he left I suggested he bought a new rod to go with his new line and hooks. And to my surprise he bought it as well. So I thought I would try to sell him a boat so that he could go out and catch some big fish. After deciding on the boat he realized that his car wouldn't be able to tow the boat so I showed him the new truck we had and he bought that as well. By the time he had walked out his total was $39562.
The manager said "You are one hell of a sales men a guy comes into buy fishing hooks and more...
"We`ve tripled the amount of money - I believe it`s from $50 million up to $195 million available." -George W. Bush, Lima, Peru, March 23, 2002
"We`ve got pockets of persistent poverty in our society, which I refuse to declare defeat - I mean, I refuse to allow them to continue on. And so one of the things that we`re trying to do is to encourage a faith-based initiative to spread its wings all across America, to be able to capture this great compassionate spirit." -George W. Bush, O`Fallon, Mo., Mar. 18, 2002
"I understand that the unrest in the Middle East creates unrest throughout the region." -George W. Bush, Washington, D. C., March 13, 2002
"There`s nothing more deep than recognizing Israel`s right to exist. That`s the most deep thought of all.. .. I can`t think of anything more deep than that right." -George W. Bush, Washington, D. C., March 13, 2002
"He [Japanese Prime Minister Junichiro Koizumi] said I want to more...