Engineering Jokes / Recent Jokes
You are an engineer... If the salespeople at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.
You are an engineer... If your ideal evening consists of fast-forwarding through the latest sci-fi movie looking for technical inaccuracies.
You are an engineer... If you have Dilbert comics displayed anywhere in your work area.
You are an engineer... If you carry on a one-hour debate over the expected results of a test that actually takes five minutes to run.
You are an engineer... If you are convinced you can build a phaser out of your garage-door opener and your camera's flash attachment.
You are an engineer... If you don't even know where the cover to your personal computer is.