Engineering Jokes / Recent Jokes
You are an engineer... If you have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.
You are an engineer... If the microphone or visual aids at a meeting don't work and you rush up to the front to fix them.
You are an engineer... If you can remember seven computer passwords but not your anniversary.
You are an engineer... If you have memorized the program schedule for the Discovery channel and have seen most of the shows already.
You are an engineer... If you have ever owned a calculator with no equal key and know what RPN stands for.
You are an engineer... If your father sat 2 inches in front of your family's first color TV with a magnifying lens to see how they made the colors, and you grew up thinking that was normal.