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Banta heard that his friend Santa had had a huge fire in his factory and went to commiserate with him.
'Santa yaar, I am very sorry to hear that your factory was burnt down. What were you manufacturing in the factory?'
'Fire extinguishers,' replied Santa.

An American manufacturer is showing his machine factory to a potential customer from Albania. At noon, when the lunch whistle blows, two thousand men and women immediately stop work and leave the building.
“Your workers, they’re escaping! ” cries the visitor. “You’ve got to stop them. ”
“Don’t worry, they’ll be back, ” says the American. And indeed, at exactly one o’clock the whistle blows again, and all the workers return from their break.
When the tour is over, the manufacturer turns to his guest and says, “Well, now, which of these machines would you like to order? ”
“Forget the machines, ” says the visitor. “How much do you want for that whistle? ”

2 female Boston Terrier puppies, 7 wks old, Perfect markings, 555-1234. Leave mess.
Lost: small apricot poodle. Reward. Neutered. Like one of the family.
A superb and inexpensive restaurant. Fine food expertly served by waitresses in appetizing forms.
Dinner Special -- Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
For sale: an antique desk suitable for lady with thick legs and large drawers.
Four-poster bed, 101 years old. Perfect for antique lover.
Now is your chance to have your ears pierced and get an extra pair to take home, too.
Wanted: 50 girls for stripping machine operators in factory.
Wanted: Unmarried girls to pick fresh fruit and produce at night.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For Sale. Three canaries of undermined sex.
For Sale -- Eight puppies from a German Shepperd and an Alaskan Hussy.
Great Dames for sale.
Have several very old dresses from grandmother in more...

A KHADDAR-clad Central Minister visited the Maruti car factory. The manager went out of the way to show him around & at the end of the tour, offered the Minister a free car.' Oh, no,' said the Minister,' I cannot accept it.'' In that case I'll sell it to you for Rupees five hundred.' The Minister handed the Manager two five-hundred rupee notes:' In that case, I'll have two.'

Still in service
Ram Lal died while still in service. The department head was good enough to give his widow employment, the gratuity due to her late husband & clear his insurance claims. She was able to buy & equip a new flat with a colour TV, fridge & furniture. Her son asked how she had been able to manage all this luxury.' All due to the kindness of your father,' she replied.
'If he had not died we would not have had any of this.'

Q: Why was the blonde got fired from the M&M factory?
A: She was throwing all the W's away.

Last week the candle factory burned down. Everyone just stood around and sang Happy Birthday.

Following a racially charged outburst from comedian and former Seinfeld actor Michael Richards, the "n" word is now banned at Hollywood's Laugh Factory. In response to charges of censorship, the club reminds patrons that comics are encouraged to call women "c*nts" up to 35 times per set.