Hillary Jokes / Recent Jokes

Bill, Hillary and Vice President Gore were on their way back to Washington on Air Force One, when Bill said " I'd like to drop a $100 bill out of the plane and make one person very happy".
Hillary thought for a moment then replied "I`d rather drop ten, $10 bills out and make ten people very happy".
To which Vice President Gore said " I would drop a hundred $1 bills out and make a hundred people very happy".

The pilot then spoke up and said " Why don't all three of you jump out and make 250 million people very happy?"

Bill and Hillary Clinton go to a Yankees game together. They had VIP seats in the first row. All of a sudden, a secret service agent comes up to Bill and whispers in his ear. A few seconds later, Bill grabs Hillary and throws her out onto the field! The SS agent comes running back to Bill and says, "Mr. President, sir, I think you misunderstood me. I said throw out the first pitch."

One day Bill Clinton was talking to Hillary. He was going on a vacation and before he left said, "Whatever you do don't look under my bed." So while Bill was on vacation Hillary got curious and decided to look under his bed. She found a million dollars and 2 empty beer cans. When Bill came home she said, "What's with the two beer cans under your bed?" Bill replied, "Oh. That marks all the times I've cheated on you." "Well, I forgive you," said Hillary, "But then what's with the million dollars?" He replied, "I've started to recycle."

Before the inauguration, George W. was invited to a 'get acquainted' tour of the White House.
After drinking several glasses of iced tea, he asked President Clinton if he could use his personal bathroom. He was astonished to see that the President had a solid gold urinal!
That afternoon, George W. told his wife, Laura, about the urinal. "Just think," he said, "when I am President, I'll have my own personal gold urinal!"
Later, when Laura had lunch with Hillary at her tour of the White House, she told Hillary how impressed George had been with his discovery of the fact that, in the President's private bathroom, the President had a gold urinal.
That evening, Bill and Hillary were getting ready for bed. Hillary turned to Bill and said, "Well, I found out who peed in your saxophone."

The Clintons had the Gores over for dinner one night at the White House. During dinner, Al excused himself to use the bathroom. A few minutes later, he returned, they finished dinner and left.
On the drive home, Al turned to Tipper and said, "Were you aware that Bill has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom? How can we possibly tell the American people we're serious about cutting the budget when the President has a solid gold urinal?"
"There must be some mistake," Tipper replied. "I'll telephone Hillary when we get home and ask her about it."
When they arrived home, Tipper phoned Hillary and asked, "Is it true that Bill has a solid gold urinal in his bathroom?"
Hillary covered the receiver with her hand and whispered, "Bill, I've just discovered who peed in your saxaphone!"

President Clinton decided to buy a puppy as a present for Hillary. He snuck the puppy under his coat into the White House and as he was walking down one of the halls he comes upon Al Gore. Clinton could not hold back his joy and shared his surprise with the Vice President.
"Look what I got for Hillary!" exclaims Clinton, holding up the puppy.
Al Gore stares for a moment, then his eyes brighten up as he says, "Nice trade, sir!"

Leeland Eisenberg, the man who held several people hostage at Hillary Clinton’s New Hampshire campaign offices last week, said he was looking for help getting psychiatric care after being denied treatment because of a lack of funds.

Authorities said his psychosis was confirmed by the fact that he thought Hillary Clinton could help him with health care.


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