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There was this guy who was on a safari to Africa, and gets caught by a tribe. The leader asks him,"
Do you want Hisoku or death?"
The guy opts for Hisoku thinking it'll be better than death.
The tribespeople strip him, pull his penis, jump on it, beat his balls etc. He's in IMMENSE pain! But somehow he escapes alive out of the place. After some years: Same guy, same safari, same place, same situation, same tribe & the same question"
Hisoku or death?"
This time he says 'death' thinking it's gotta be better than the other. Well... the tribe leader says, "
Hisoku him to death!"