In-n-out Jokes

As usual, it's been a busy week here in the Large Apple, with many happenings. Here are a few highlights.

Five years later, the "seriously-we're-not-kidding-this-time-we-really-mean-it" final plans for the WTC site have been unveiled. Again. There have been so many of these things, the early plans trigger bidding wars on ebay.

Christie Whitman has been insisting she repeatedly warned the Giuliani administration about the dangerous air in NYC after 9/11, but that Rudy's people ignored her. However, transcripts show she made several statements at the time saying the air was quite safe. Of course, she was referring to the air in her hermetically-sealed hovercraft, E.P.A.-ONE.
50 Cent was arrested today for driving an uninsured Lamborghini through midtown Manhattan. He told police he was just making a quick "In-N-Out" run with fellow criminal Paris Hiton. When reminded there are no In-N-Out Burgers in New York, Fitty replied, "Who said more...