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He has a mind like a steel trap - always closed!

I’d like to see things from your perspective, but I can’t get my head that far up my ass.

Reads Homer in the original Greek, but doesn’t know Greek.
Ready to check in at the HaHa Hilton.
Ready to join the Anti-Mensa Society.
Receiver is off the hook.
Relatively three-dimensional, as fictional characters go.
Renewable energy source for hot air balloons.
Reposts this list when someone asks for it, but it’s an old copy.
Reset line is glitching.
Result of a first cousin marriage.
Result of God’s experiments to see if humans can function without a brain.
Room for rent, unfurnished.
RS232C brain with a DIN connector.
Running at 300 baud.
Running on a 286.

He is living proof that man can live without a brain!

He is the kind of a man that you would use as a blueprint to build an idiot.

Here's 20 cents. Call all your friends and bring back some change!

Hi! I'm a human being! What are you?