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Why did the elephant wear multi-color tennis shoes? So he could hide in the jelly bean jar.
An italian, a mexican, and a redneck constuction worker all sat down one day to eat their lunch on top of a building they were working on. The italian opens his lunch and looks in and says "Salami again! If I get salami one more day, I'm gonna jump off this building" The mexican opens his lunch and says "Burrito again! If I get a burrito one more day, I am gonna jump off this building" The redneck opens his lunch and says "P-nut butter and jelly again! If I get p-nut butter and jelly one more day, I am gonna jump off this building. The next day at lunch, the Italian opens his lunch and finds salami so he jumps off the building. The mexican opens his lunch and finds a burrito so he jumps off the building. The redneck opens his lunch and finds p-nut butter and jelly so he jumps off the building. Later, at the funeral the Italians wife cries out "I didn't know he disliked salami so much" The mexican's wife cries out "I wish I knew he was so sick of more...
The manufacturers of KY Jelly have announced that their product is now fully Year 2000 compliant. In the light of this they have now renamed it as:' Y2KY Jelly'.
Said a spokesman: "The main benefit of this revision to our product, is that you can now insert four digits into your date instead of two."
Knock Knock
Who's there!
Jelly Bean!
Jeffy Bean?
Jelly Bean to the city yet!
A guy's driving down a country road when he comes upon a sign Saying "Apples - $5.00 each." He thinks that that is a lot of money so he decides to go see what's up.
He goes up to the farmer and says, "Hey, how come these apples are 5 bucks each?" The farmer replies, "They are peanut butter and jelly apples." The farmer hands him one and says, "Here, try one."
So the man takes a bite out of the apple and says, "Peanut butter - that's great, but I thought you said that they were peanut butter and jelly apples.
" The farmer tells the man to turn it around. The man bites the other side and exclaims "son of a gun - jelly!" The man says, "These apples are great - give me some."
He gets back in his car and drives a little further down the road and then sees another sign "Apples - $10 each." Again, he pulls over, goes to the farmer and says, "Hey, what's up with these apples?"
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An American, wearing Bermuda shorts, T-shirt, and a baseball cap, walks into a caf