Kardashian Jokes

In Las Vegas, due to the faltering economy the Kardashian sisters were unable to draw in sold-out crowds to their own events. Alas, Kim Kardashian's posterior--which is now bigger than the Astrodome and has housed just as many blacks--will have to work part-time until things pick up.

...Kim Kardashian, admitting she's made some mistakes & poor choices in the past, resolves to live a better life and get her act together so that she can make better mistakes in the future.

A very pregnant Kourtney Kardashian rushed to the hospital after fluid running down her leg caused her to think her water broke. Doctors called it a false alarm and informed Ms. Kardashian that there is no Gatorade in the amniotic sac.

Reggie Bush broke up with Kim Kardashian due to her constant need to be in the spotlight. At least that's what she said at her press conference.