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One thing leads to another? Not always. Sometimes one thing leads to the same thing. Ask any addict.

A woman told a marriage counselor that her husband's complaint that he leads a dog's life is probably well founded.
"He comes in the house with muddy feet," she said, "tracks across my clean floors, barks at nothing, growls at his food and makes himself comfortable on my best furniture."

Pierre is visiting New York City from Montreal for the weekend. After he unpacks, he decides to go for a walk and get familiar with the area. He is walking through Central Park when he notices a beautiful woman sitting on a park bench. So he starts talking to her, talking leads to dinner, dinner leads to dancing, and before you know it, they are spending the rest of the weekend in his hotel room.
Six months later, Pierre is extradited back to NYC because the woman is charging him with rape. So the judge says to him,
"Pierre, I have heard her side of the story, now tell me your side." Pierre says, "Your Honor, we meet in ze park, we talk, we go to dinner, we go out dancing, we go back to hotel room and make love." The judge says,
"Now Pierre, no one is disputing the fact that you had intercourse with this woman, but what we need to know is did you have her consent." And Pierre replies, "Oh oui oui your Honor, I had her cunt scent on my more...

One day a Pope and a lawyer die. They arrive at the Pearly Gates together and are ushered in. Angel Gabriel accompanies them with much fanfare on his trumpet.
Gabriel leads the two along a huge corridor lined with doors. After a while he stops at one of the doors and opens it. He tells the Pope, ''this is your room, I hope it is satisfactory''. The Pope sees that the room has a bed, chair, desk and a small radio/TV.
Gabriel then leads the lawyer to the end of the hall, and stops at a huge double-doorway. He opens the massive door and the lawyer is stunned to see a kingsize waterbed, a pool table, a massive home entertainment unit and a well stocked wine bar. The lawyer gasped when told that this was his room. ''There must be some mistake!'' exclaimed the lawyer. ''Surely a room so grand as this would be reserved for someone like the Pope''.
Angel Gabriel turned to the lawyer and said, ''Oh, no, there is no mistake. We have dozens of Popes. But you are our first lawyer!!''

Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
Jack walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on
the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she
can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5.
What can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks overthis fellow and tells Jack, "Don't worry we can take care of
you. No problem."


She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is
a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it
can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and closes the
door behind her. With the eagerness of a young teenager he quickly undresses.


Once naked, Jack wastes no time and starts to fuck the chicken.
As soon as Jack developes a rythym he starts to enjoy himself
a great deal. He and the chicken really go at it for a more...

Jack is one horney guy and is not sure what to do about it.
He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a five dollar bill.
Jack walks down the steet to the local brothal and knocks on
the door. The madam opens the door and asks Jack what she
can do for him. "I'm really horney but I only have $5. What
can you do for me?", Jack asks the madam. She looks over
this fellow and tells Jack, "Don't worry we can take care of
you. No problem."

She leads Jack into this room where in the opposite corner is
a chicken. Jack thinks about this a second and figures it
can't be that bad. He gives the madam the $5 and closes the
door behind her.

With the eagerness of a young teenager he quickly undresses.
Once naked, Jack wastes no time and starts to fuck the chicken.
As soon as Jack developes a rythym he starts to enjoy himself
a great deal. He and the chicken really go at it for a while
untill more...