Mega-churches Jokes

AP reports that mega-churches which have stadium seating, big-screen videos and seat 3000 people or more, are growing nationwide.

Church officials credit the success of such churches to sermons that carry a practical message while church goers like the idea that the church is so big nobody knows whether you showed up or not.
James Dolan said to be looking into turning Madison Square Garden into a mega-church since only a miracle could help the Knicks.
Ministers say mega-churches usually feature "conservative theology." This sends a mixed message. Even though they preach abstinence from sex, on some level they're still saying size matters.