Middle Ages Jokes / Recent Jokes

They say life begins at forty - but so do lumbago, bad eyesight, arthritis, and the habit of telling the same story three times to the same person.

"First you forget names, then you forget faces, then you forget to pull your zipper up, then you forget to pull your zipper down."

"You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the heck she is."

"I've got to the age when I need my false teeth and my hearing aid before I can ask where I've left my glasses."

"You know you're getting old when the gleam in your eye is from the sun hitting your bifocals."

"Middle age is when a woman's hair begins to turn from gray to brown."

For the first time in many years, an old man traveled from his rural town to the city to attend a movie. After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant $1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."

"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."