Mother-in-law Jokes / Recent Jokes

John was in a bar looking very dejected. His friend, Steve, walked over and asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's my mother-in-law," John replied, while shaking his head sadly. "I have a real problem with her."

"Cheer up," Steve said. "Everyone has problems with their mother-in-law."

"Yeah," John answered. "But not everybody gets theirs' pregnant."

How do you stop your mother in law from drowning?
- Take your foot off her head.

The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when a policeman ran up to help.

"My mother-in-law just tried to run me over!" the shaken man told the cop.

"The car hit you from behind," the officer said. "How could you tell it was your mother-in-law?"

"I recognized her laugh!"

My mother in law and I were happy for 20 years.
Then we met each other.

My mother-in-law is very well informed. She can complain on any subject!

This young Dublin fella comes home all excited to tell his ma he's fallen in love and going to get married. He says: "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to bring over three women and you just try and guess which one I'm going to marry."The mother agrees, so the next day he brings along three beautiful and sits them down on the couch and they chat away for a while. He then says: "Right, OK Ma, guess which one I'm going to marry."She immediately replies, "The one in the middle.""That's amazing, Ma. You're right. How did ye know?""I don't like her."

During their vacation and while they were visiting Jerusalam, George's mother-in-law died.With death certificates in hand, George went to the American Consulate Office to make arrangements to send the body back to the states for proper burial.The Consul, after hearing of the death of the
mother-in-law told George that the sending of a body back to the states for burial is very, very expensive. It could cost as much as $5,000.00.The Consul continues, in most cases the person responsible for the remains normally decides to bury the body here. This would only cost $150.00.George thinks for some time and answers, "I don't care how much it will cost to send the body back; that's what I want to do."The Consul, after hearing this, says, "You must have loved your mother-in-law very much consdering the difference in price.""No, it's not that," says George. "You see, I know of a case years ago of a person that was buried here in Jerusalem. On the third more...