Mountain Jokes / Recent Jokes
There was a mountain that if you jumped off it you would get one so a guy jumped off and said I want to be a eagle so he turned into a eagle a nother guy jumped off and said I want to be a falcon so he turned into a falcon then a nother guy jumped off and said OH CRAP so he turned into crap.
signed, Cody
There was a mountain that was said that if you jumped off of it you would get one wish. So one guy jumped off and said"I want to be a eagle" and he turned into an eagle. Then a nother guy jumped off and said"I want to be a bird" and he turned into a bird. Then a nother guy jumped off and said"CRAP" so he turned into crap.
One day there was this hairdresser going to work. As she was driving down the road, a rabbit ran out in front of her car. She heard a thump, and sure enough she hit it. The rabbit was still alive, but suffering. So, she went insider her car and found a can of something. She new it had chemicals in it, so she sprayed it on the rabbit to kill it so it wouldn't suffer anymore. The next day while driving to work, she noticed the same rabbit on a mountain waiving to her. So, she waived back. The next couple days, as she was going to work the rabbit was on the same mountain waiving. This went on for sometime. She was confused, so she opened her bag and looked to see what she sprayed on the rabbit. Here, the can said permanent wave for damaged hair.
There once was a town called Trid. The townspeople had a happy life, exept for one thing. There was a mountain right next to the town. On that mountain there lived an ogre. Whenever the Trids went up the mountain to herd their sheep, the ogre would kick them down - literally.
One day, a foreign rabbi came to Trid. The Trids told him about the ogre. The rabbi said, "I'll see what I can do."
The rabbi went up to the ogre. The ogre looked at him, but didn't do anything. The rabbi said to the ogre, ""How come you kick down the people of Trid, but not me?"
The ogre replied, "Silly rabbi, kicks are for Trids!"
A computer engineer, a systems analyst, and a programmer are driving down a mountain road when the brakes fail. They scream down the mountain gaining speed every second and screeching around corners. Finally they manage to stop, more by luck than by judgment, mere inches from a thousand-foot drop to the jagged rocks on the valley floor. More than slightly shaken, they emerge from the car.
"I think I can fix it," says the computer engineer.
The systems analyst says, "No, I think we should take it into town and have a specialist examine it."
The programmer holds his chin between thumb and forefinger and says, "Okay, but first I think we ought to get back in and see if it does it again."
Q. What did the little mountain say to the big mountain? A. Hi Cliff!