Ointment Jokes

Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today."
"How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman.
"Because besides being my husband who thinks he's always right, he's also an asshole himself."

"Doctor! There's fly in the ointment!"
"Yes, I know, he's recovering from a nasty soup-burn."

Two friends are shopping in a drugstore when one of them tells the other, "My husband says this brand here is the most effective ointment for hemorrhoids on the market today.""How does he know this for sure though?" asked the other woman."Because besides being my husband who thinks he's always right, he's also an asshole himself."