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Two ships, one carrying lots of red paint, the other carrying lots of purple paint, crashed on a desert island.
The drivers are now marooned.
Man discovered COLORS and invented PAINT; woman discovered PAINT and invented MAKEUP.
Man discovered the WORD and invented CONVERSATION; woman discovered CONVERSATION and invented GOSSIP.
Man discovered AGRICULTURE and invented FOOD; woman discovered FOOD and invented DIET.
Man discovered FRIENDSHIP and invented LOVE; woman discovered LOVE and invented LOVE TRIANGLES.
Man discovered TRADING and invented MONEY; woman discovered MONEY and invented SHOPPING.
Thereafter man has discovered and invented a lot of things... While women STUCK to shopping..............! !!!!!!!!
Desperate to earn some money, a blonde started to canvass a wealthy neighborhood hoping to find a handy-man type job. She asked the man at the first house whether he had any jobs for her to do.
"I would like my porch painted," he said. "How much would you charge?"
"Fifty dollars," she answered.
The man agreed to the amount and told her the paint, ladders, and anything else she might need, were in the garage.
He went back into the house and his wife, who had heard the conversation, asked, "Fifty bucks? Does she realize the porch goes all the way around the house?"
"She should. She was standing right on it!" he replied.
An hour later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" asked the man.
"Yes, sir," she said. "I even had some paint left over, so I put on two coats."
Impressed, the man reached into his wallet for the money to pay more...
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man`s wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You`re finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the more...
Why do we paint Easter eggs? Because its easier than trying to wallpaper them!
Q: Did you hear about the new blonde paint?
A: It's not real bright, but it's cheap, and spreads easy.
TWO NUNS AND A BLIND MANTwo nuns are ordered to paint a room in the convent, and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get even a drop of paint on their habits. After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip off their habits, and paint in the nude. In the middle of the project, there comes a knock at the door. "Who is it?", calls one of the nuns. "Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door. The two nuns look at each other and shrug, and, deciding that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room, they open the door."Nice tits," says the man, "where do you want these blinds?"