Parrot Jokes / Recent Jokes
A& man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked to look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied on its feet. "What are they for?" he asked the pet shop manager. "Ah, well, sir," came the reply, "that`s a very unusual feature of this particular parrot. You see, he`s a trained parrot, sir - used to be in a circus. If you pull the string on his left foot, he says Hello!, and if you pull the string on his right foot he says Goodbye!" "And what happens if I pull both the strings at the same time?" "I fall from my perch, you fool!" screeched the parrot.
A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. "This one's $5, 000 and the other is $10, 000." the clerk said. "Wow! What does the $5, 000 one do?" "This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote." "And the other?" said the customer.
"This one can sing Wagner's entire Ring cycle. There's another one in the back room for $30, 000." "Holy moly! What does that one do?" "Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him' Maestro'."
How do you get a parrot to talk properly? Send him to polytechnic!
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?"The salesman answers, "The first one is $1, 000." "What does he know?""He knows 10, 000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions.""How about the second one?""The second parrot costs $5, 000.""What does he know?""He knows 100, 000 words and 10, 000 sentences, is able to solve mathematical expressions, and create computer programs.""Then what is the price for the third one?, the buyer is wondering.""This one costs $20, 000.""Really?!, wonders the exciting buyer. What does he know?""This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him THEIR BOSS."
What's orange and sounds like a parrot?
A carrot! (boom tish!!)
This guy is selling three parrots. Another guy who wants to buy a parrot approaches him and asks, "How much are your parrots?" The salesman answers, "The first one is $1,000." "What does he know?" "He knows 10,000 words and 500 sentences and is able to solve mathematical expressions." "How about the second one?" "The second parrot costs $5,000." "What does he know?" "He knows 100,000 words and 10,000 sentences, is able to solve mathematical expressions, and create computer programs." "Then what is the price for the third one?, the buyer is wondering." "This one costs $20,000." "Really?!, wonders the exciting buyer. What does he know?" "This one knows absolutely nothing, but the two others always call him' THEIR BOSS.'"