Pizza Jokes / Recent Jokes

A blonde rings up a pizza place and says:
"
Can i have a large pepperoni pizza for delivery please?"
The pizza guy says:
"
sure would you like it to be cut into 6 pieces or twelve?"
The blonde says:
"
can you cut it in to 6 please. I dont think i could manage twelve.

What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
1 can feed the family.

What is the difference between a black guy and a pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four!!!

A blonde went into a pizza parlor. When she said that she'd like a medium
pizza, the clerk asked her how many pieces she'd like to have it cut into:
six or twelve. Oh, goodness, six please, said the blonde. I don't think I
could ever eat twelve.

Q: What does pizza delivery man and a gynecologist have in common? A: Both can smell it but can't eat it.

Joey Chestnut ate 45 slices of pizza in 10 minutes to win the world's first Pizza Eating Championship in Manhattan. New Yorkers haven't seen a mouth that big since Stephon Marbury. The contest is particularly difficult, because competitors have to listen to New Yorkers talk incessantly about how much better their pizza is.

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