Planting Jokes

A life-long city man, tired of the rat race, decided he was going to give up the city life, move to the country, and become a chicken farmer. He found a nice, used chicken farm, which he bought. Turns out that his next door neighbor was also a chicken farmer. The neighbor came for a visit one day and said, "Chicken farming isn't easy. Tell you what. To help you get started, I'll give you 100 chickens."
The new chicken farmer was thrilled. Two weeks later the new neighbor stopped by to see how things were going. The new farmer said, "Not too good. All 100 chickens died."
The neighbor said, "Oh, I can't believe that. I've ever had any trouble with my chickens. I'll give you 100 more."
Another two weeks went by, and the neighbor stops in again. The new farmer says, "You're not going to believe this, but the second 100 chickens died too."
Astounded, the neighbor asked, "What went wrong? What did you do to more...

There was this man who went to his garden in the country to plant crops. While planting, it began to rain heavily. This man decided to forego his planting for another day since he was getting soaked. On his long trek back home, he saw a van coming along. He stopped the van to ask the driver for a ride home. The kind driver told him yes.
However, as he was about to climb into the back of the van, he realised his boots were dirty with mud. He told himself that he couldn't soiled the kind man's van, so he took out his boots and left them at the side of the road. Then he climbed aboard the van. When he arrived at home, he thanked the driver for the ride. Then, in the rain, he ran all the way back up the country in his barefeet to bring his boots home.