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An Italian man wants a job, but the foreman won't hire him until he passes a little math test. "Here's your first question," the foreman said.
"Without using numbers, represent the number 9."

"Without numbers?" the Italian says, "Dat is easy." And he proceeds to draw three trees.

"What's this?" the boss asks.

"Ave you got no brain? Tree and tree and tree make nine," says the Italian.

"Fair enough," says the boss. "Here's your second question. Use the same rules, but this time the number is 99."

The Italian stares into space for a while, then picks up the picture that he has just drawn and makes a smudge on each tree.

"Ere you go."

The boss scratches his head and says, "How on earth do you get that to represent 99?"

"Each of da trees is dirty now. So, it's dirty tree, and dirty tree, and more...

A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us."
The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute."
The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us."
The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look."
The father begins...
"The curtain raises, I am centre stage in my finest tuxedo suit with my draling wife by my side, my wife then drops to her knees facing the audience who quickly notice she is not wearing any panties as a big brown log of shit emerges slowly from her ass, I begin to sing 'Yankee Doodle' while my daughter unzips my fly and pulls my cock out and begins to suck me off, meanwhile my son slides across the stage and catches the shit emerging from my wife's ass, chews it around a bit then sprays it all over the rest of us, more...