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A beautiful innocent young girl wants to meet Santa Claus so she puts on a robe and stays up late on Christmas Eve. Santa arrives, climbs down the chimney, and begins filling the socks. He is about to leave when the girl, who happens to be a gorgeous redhead, says in a sexy voice, "Oh Santa, please stay. Keep the chill away." Santa replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, gotta go, Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl drops the robe to reveal a sexy bra and panties and says in an even sexier voice, "Oh Santa, don't run a mile; just stay
for a while..."
Santa begins to sweat but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go. Gotta get the presents to the children, you know." The girl takes off her bra and says, "Oh Santa... Please... Stay." Santa wipes his brow but replies, "HO HO HO, Gotta go, Gotta go, gotta get the presents to the children, you know." She loses the panties and says, "Oh Santa... more...

there were three thieves who used to hang together going out on rampages through the surbubs of harare, one of the thieves decided to become a christian, joining the Mpostori church, this pissed the other two off, as john used to wake up early in the morning and start praying. As they walked through the streets John would pray loud shouting mwari baba ndokumbira what ever he needed. This would wake the people in their houses stopping the thieves from being able to go into the houses. One day his two friends decided among themselves to fix john up, they decided that as john woke at 3am to start praying one of them would get on the roof of the house and talk to john.
John true to form woke that morning at 3 and started his daily ritual on top of his bedroom roof was his friend john was praying extra hard and extra loud so his friend shouted JOHNNIE Ndati Johniie mwana wangu so john said yes baba, his friend said pamusha pano pane mavenge john said baba murikuda ndi ite sei ko enda more...

Old Ethel loved to race her wheelchair around the retirement home.

Oneday while she was racing her wheelchair around the halls like normal, she ran into an old man standing in the middle of the narrow hall.

"Stop," the old man said, "your speeding. I'll need to see your licence."

So Ethel dug through her robe pockets, pulled out a KIT-KAT wraper and handed it to the old man.

He looked at it for a moment handed it back and said,"Here, your free to go, but I don't wanna see you speeding again,... ok."

With that Ethel speed off around the next corner where another old man awaited her.

"Stop! Your speeding." He says,"I need to see your licence and registration."

Again Ethel dug through her robe pockets this time she pulled out the KIT-KAT wraper and a pillow tag.

She handed these to the old man who glanced at them and handed them more...