Scrapped Jokes / Recent Jokes

excuse me do you have a bandiad because i scrapped my knee falling for you

We know about movies like "Collateral Damage," that were scheduled for release but were pulled because of 9/11, causing major headaches for studios. But what about all the books that were written before 9/11 and then had to be scrapped?
"Giuliani: Why He Could Never Handle a Huge Crisis"
"Our Fear-Free, Pampered, Celebrity-Obsessed, Self-Indulgent, Insular American World: Why It Will Go On Like This Forever"
"Carry On: It's Time To Stop All This Unnecessary Airport Security"
"Religious Fundamentalism: The Last Best Hope to Bring Peace to the World"
"Mommy, I Feel Too Safe: How to Raise Children in a Boring World"
"Hosed: Are Firemen Really All That Brave, Or Is It Just a Bunch Of Hype?"
"How to Find a Great Name for Your Speed-Metal Band", by Joey Belladonna of Anthrax
"'Jihad'? Wasn't She On 'Moesha'?: 100 Hilarious Jokes About Americans' Ignorance of World Affairs and more...