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how do ya drown a blonde? put
a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool and tell them to scratch and sniff
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights?
Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning?
Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
Why do women play with their hair at traffic lights? Because they don't have any balls to scratch.Why do women rub their eyes when they wake up in the morning? Because they don't have any balls to scratch.
How do you kill a blonde?
Put a Scratch & Sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool!!
How To Shower Like a Woman
1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to lights and darks
2. Walk to bathroom wearing long bathrobe. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror make mental note to do
more sit-ups.
4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, and pumice stone.
5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.
7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.
8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10 minutes until red.
9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
10. Rinse conditioner off hair.
11. Shave armpits and legs
12. Turn off more...