Silly Jokes / Recent Jokes

What is hairy and coughs?
A coconut with a cold!

What goes in hard and pink, but comes out soft and mushy?
Bubblegum (what were you thinking?)

Q. What has four wheels and flies? A. A garbage truck!

Q. What streets do ghosts haunt? A. Dead ends!

Silly Sri Lankan Joke - posted by MLL E-mail:
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Once a foreigner came to Sri Lanka. There were mosquitoes, so he bought a mosquito net os he could sleep w/out deling w/ buzzing mosquitoes. The 1st night, he slept well. the 2nd night, there were fireflies hovering above his mosquito net. He panicked & ran screaming into the night saying,"Oh my gods, Sri Lankan mosqitoes carry lanterns!!!!!!!!!"
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MLL
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Premadasa Joke - posted by unknown E-mail:
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premadasa went to the opening ceromny of the
auditorium at ladies college
having exited looking at the chicks
he started the speech saying
I have never seen hall like ladies hall

Why did the child study in the aeroplane?
He wanted a higher education!

Q. How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? A. Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses!