Silly Jokes / Recent Jokes

What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!

Knock-Knock
Who's there?
Oscar
Oscar who?
Ask her a silly question, get a silly answer!

Why do idiots eat biscuits?
Because they're crackers!

Q. What does a teddy bear put in his house? A. Fur-niture!

Q. What is invisible and smells like carrots? A. Bunny Farts!

Q. What did the judge say to the dentist? A. Do you swear to pull the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.

Why was the broom late?
It over swept!