Silly Jokes / Recent Jokes
Q. What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish? A. Every morning you'll rise and shine!
"Tell me" said the tourist to the local yokel. "Will this path take me to the main road? "
"No sir! ", replied the man. "You'll have to go by yourself! "
What do you call a foreign body in a chip pan?
An Unidentified Frying Object!
What was the gangsters last words?
Who put that violin in my violin case!
Q. What gets bigger and bigger as you take more away from it? A. A hole!