Silver Jokes / Recent Jokes

Retired gentlemen went to apply for social security. After waiting in line for quite a long time, he arrives at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his identification to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he has left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he seemed to have left his wallet at home, "will I have to go home and come back now?" he ask. The woman says, "unbutton your shirt." he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, "that silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" as she processes his social security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about this experience at social security office. She says, "you should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms.

Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.

"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"

"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."

"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.

"Gold, of course!", says the man proudly.

The wife says "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!"

A man was driving his truck down an old country lane, when his truck stalled and fell into a ditch. Well, it just so happend to be that there was a farmer about a block away from the accident. The man saw that that farmer had a horse and asked if his horse could pull out his truck. The farmer said "
Ok, here, can you hold these?"
yet the farmer handed him nothing. The man looked at him with curiosity, and and started to ask"
Why a..."
but the farmer cut him off by putting a finger to his lips. The farmer garbed the horses lead rope and folowed the man to his truck. So, when they got there, the man attched the 1 horse to the truck, and then stomped his feet, as if to imatate walking. Then finally, he said, "
Pull Silver, pull!"
"
Pull Ginger, Pull!"
"
Pull, Buddy, Pull!"
"
Pull, Geto, Pull"
Silver started to pull, and then soon the truck was out of the ditch. The man more...

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack. When he arrives home, he tellshis wife about the purchase he's just made."Olympic condoms?" she blurts, "What makes them so special?""There are three colors," he explains, "gold, silver and bronze.""So what color are you gonna wear tonight?" she asks with a grin."Gold of course," says the proud man.The wife responds, "Why don't you wear silver - it would be niceif you came second for a change!"

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he shows his wife the purchase he just made. "Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?" "They're in three colours", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What colour are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily. "Gold of course", says the man proudly!
The wife responds wryly, "Why don't you wear Silver, it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Clearly impressed, he buys a pack.
Upon getting home he announces to his wife the purchase he just made.
"Olympic condoms?", she blurts, "What makes them so special?"
"There are three colors", he replies, "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you going to wear tonight?", she asks cheekily.
"Gold of course", says the man proudly.
The wife responds, "Really, why don't you wear Silver: it would be nice if you came second for a change!".

A man is out shopping and discovers a new brand of Olympic condoms. Impressed, he purchases a pack.
As soon as he gets home, he excitedly shows his wife what he bought.
"Olympic condoms?" she blurts. "What makes them so special?
"There's three colors, honey," he explains. "Gold, Silver and Bronze."
"What color are you planning on wearing tonight?" she cheerfully asks.
"Gold, of course," he proudly replies.
"Why don't you wear Silver, dear," she responds wryly. "It would be nice if you came second for a change!"