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Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia? Everyone has the same DNA.

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Q. What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address?
A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.

Judith Regan defended her decision to publish OJ Simpson's new book because she, like Nicole Brown Simpson, was a victim of domestic abuse.
Apparently though, after Ms. Regan's victimization, someone re-attached her head.

'You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline. It helps if you have some kind of a football team or some nuclear weapons, but at the very least you need a beer.' - Frank Zappa.
'Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut.' - Ernest Hemingway.
'Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.' - Winston Churchill.
'He was a wise man who invented beer.' - Plato.
'Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.' - Catherine Zondonella.
'A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her.' - W. C. Fields.
'Sir, if you were my husband, I would poison your drink.' - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.
'Madam, if you were my wife I would drink it.' - Churchill's reply.
'Sir, you're drunk!' - Lady Astor to Winston Churchill.
'Yes madam, and you're ugly. But in the morning I will be sober.' - Churchill's reply.
'If God had more...

Breaking News... Britney Spears has married OJ Simpson. Commenting on the wedding, Britney thinks the stability of being married again will help influence the judges decision to prove once and for all she is serious about raising her kids in a stable environment. OJ had no comment on the wedding, but smiled and said "What goes on in Vegas stays in Vegas".

Playboy has offered Ashlee Simpson 4 million dollars to pose for them. In a related story, the Rhinoplasty Surgeons of American have offered her 5 million not to pose.