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THE LAST REQUEST OF MRS. SIRIMAVO BANDARANAYAKE:
When I die my body is to be handed over to the medical collage
and the following will have to be done very carefully.
01. MY EYE MUST BE REMOVED AND GIVEN TO MY DAUGHTER (Chandrika) AS ONE OF HERE EYE'S ARE NOT THERE.
02. MY BRAIN MUST BE GIVEN TO MY ONLY SON (Anura) AS HE HAS NO BRAIN.
03. ONE OF MY LEGS MUST BE GIVEN TO THE DEFENSE MINISTER (Anuruddha) AS ONE OF HIS LEGS ARE NOT O. K.
04. AND VERY SPECIALLY MY BACK SIDE (ASS) SHOULD BE GIVEN TO THE MEDIA AND TELECOMMUNICATION MINISTER (Mangala) WHERE HE WILL MAKE VERY GOOD USE OF IT.