Squelch Jokes

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    What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch? A witch in soggy trainers.

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    What is evil, ugly and keep the neighbours awake?
    A witch with a drum kit!

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    What goes cackle, cackle, squelch, squelch?
    A witch in soggy shoes!

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    What do you call a witch that flies in Concorde?
    Lucky!

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    What do you call two witches who share a broom sticks?
    Broom mates!

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    What does a witch turn when the lights go out?
    The dark!

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    What do witches use pencil sharpeners for?
    To keep their hats pointed!

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    What is evil and ugly, puts spells on people and is made of leaves?
    A witch (The leaves were just a plant)!

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