Telephone Jokes / Recent Jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole. Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness."Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer."Mister," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole!"

Why is an engaged girl like a telephone? Because they both have rings.

Party Host: Hello? Phone Caller: Im trying to reach a Ms. Nidiot. Her first name is Ima. Could you please ask if anybody at your party knows her? Party Host: Id be glad to. Please hold on. (shouts) Excuse me, but does anybody know Ima Nidiot?

The policeman arrived at the scene of an accident to find that a car had struck a telephone pole.Searching for witnesses, he discovered a pale, nervous young man in work clothes who claimed he was an eyewitness. "Exactly where were you at the time of the accident?" inquired the officer. "Mister," exclaimed the telephone lineman, "I was at the top of the pole!"

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If you cross a telephone and a lobster what will you get? Snappy talk.