Xerox Jokes

Do u know What Surdarji will do after taking Xerox? He will compare it with the original for spelling mistakes! ! 6. Do u know what surdarji will do if he wants a white paper? (he already has one and he wants one more..) He takes a Xerox of the white paper! !! )

Part 4 - (Opearting Systems)
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What kind of operating system is used by a Real Programmer? CP/M? God forbid - CP/M after all, is basically
a toy operating system. Even little old ladies and grade school students can understand and use CP/M.
Unix is a lot more complicated of course - the typical Unix hacker never can remember what the PRINT
command is called this week - but when it gets right down to it, Unix is a glorified video game. People don't
do Serious Work on Unix systems; they send jokes around the world on UUCP-net and write adventure games
and research papers.
No, your Real Programmer uses OS/370. A good programmer can find and understand the description of
IJK305I error (s)he just got in h(er)is JCL manual. A great programmer can write JCL without referring to
the manual at all. A truly outstanding programmer can find bugs burried in a 6 megabyte core dump without
using a hex calculator. (I have more...

The U.S. Olympic Committee has added the president of Xerox and the chairman of Electronic Arts to its board of directors. We should clarify: the EA chairman joined first. The Xerox guy just copied him.

A 28-year-old Korean employed by the Xerox Corporation decided it would be hilarious if he digitally scanned his penis and distributed to the entire corporation. The small Korean had just finished up festivities at the local bar and was quite intoxicated.

Xerox had recently ordered 23 shredding devices in an attempt to reduce/recycle the amount of paper that they use. The unsuspecting Korean pulled down his trousers, and drunkenly hoisted himself onto what he thought was a copier. Thinking he was pressing the scan button on a copier, he hit the shred button.

He was found with his scrotum stuck between blades the next morning, and had died from the loss of blood.

What does Santa do after taking a xerox?
He compares it with the original for any spelling mistakes.