Yo Mama Jokes / Recent Jokes
Finding one of her students making faces at others on the playground, Ms. Smith stopped to gently reprove the child. Smiling sweetly, the Sunday School teacher said, "Bobby, when I was a child I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that."
Bobby looked up and replied, "Well, Ms Smith, you can't say you weren't warned."
yo mama is so poor i lit a ciggarette and she sang "clap your hands, stomp your feet, praise the lord we now got heat."
yo moma so poor i saw her kicking a trash can down the street i said what are you doing and she said moving
yo moma so poor i steped on a cigarette in her house and she said who turned off the lights.
your mama is so poor when you walk in the front door you're walking out the back.
yo momma so poor I stepped on a penny in your front yard and she yelled out
the window, "Get off my life savings!"
your moma is so fat that when she went to the bathrom she thought that a terd was a sneckers bar
your momma so fat they had to greese the door frame and hold a twinkie at the otherside just to get her threw !
Your momma so ugly when she looked out the window she got arrested for mooning
Yo mama head so big she has to step into her shirts.
Yo mama head so big it shows up on radar.