"2 brooms fell in love in of a hardware store" joke

A gentleman broom met a lady broom in the back of a hardware store. When they fell in love, he shyly said "You're the broom I've been waiting for."
As the months went by their romance bloomed midst many a mop and brush.
Then there came a day when she broke the news, with a wink and a charming blush.
"I'm expecting a baby broom", she said; but he wasn't at all upset.
"You must be kidding", he said "for we haven't swept together yet."

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