"A pirate walks into a bar and it appears" joke

A pirate walks into a bar and it appears that he has a steering wheel to a ship in front of his trousers. In fact, it looks like he's got his dick stuck through the center of it. The bartender says, "Hey pirate! You've got your dick stuck in a steering wheel!" The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know; drives me nuts!!"

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