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For sale: a quilted high chair that can be made into a table, potty chair, rocking horse, refrigerator, spring coat, size 8 and fur collar.
Dinner Special - Turkey $2.35; Chicken or Beef $2.25; Children $2.00.
Dog for sale: eats anything and is fond of children.
We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand.
For Rent: 6-room hated apartment.
Auto Repair Service. Free pick-up and delivery. Try us once, and you'll never go anywhere again.
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Great Dames for sale.
Mt. Kilimanjaro, the breathtaking backdrop for the Serena Lodge. Swim in the lovely pool while you drink it all in.
Get rid of aunts: Zap does the job in 24 hours.
Stock up and save. Limit: one.
Save regularly in our bank. You'll never reget it.
For Sale-Diamonds $20; microscopes $15.
Used Cars: Why go elsewhere to be cheated? Come here first!
Wanted. Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink.
3-year-old teacher needed for pre-school. Experience preferred.
Our experienced Mom will care for your child. Fenced yard, meals, and smacks included.
Wanted: Preparer of food. Must be dependable, like the food business, and be willing to get hands dirty.
Mother's helper-peasant working conditions.
Semi-Annual after-Christmas Sale.
And now, the Superstore-unequaled in size, unmatched in variety, unrivaled inconvenience.
We will oil your sewing machine and adjust tension in your home for $1.00.