"Bad Day For Grandpa" joke

Jane called her Grandpa and when she asked how his day was going, he began to cry.
"What's wrong, Grandpa?" she asked.
"When I turned the stove on this morning, the knob fell off," Grandpa explained. "After that, I went to get a spoon out of the kitchen drawer, and the handle fell off. Then, when I went to answer the door, the doorknob came off."
"Everything's going to be alright," Jane said, reassuringly. "These things happen from time to time."
Instead of calming down, Grandpa began to cry even harder.
"Why are you still crying?" Jane asked.
Between sobs, Grandpa exclaimed, "I'm afraid to go to the bathroom!"

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