"Casting The First Stone" joke
Jesus spotted a crowd chasing a woman to stone her, so he immediately approached them.
"What is going on here?" Jesus asked.
"This woman has committed adultery and the law says we should stone her!" replied one of the people in the crowd.
"Wait," yelled Jesus, "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone."
Suddenly, a stone was thrown from out of the sky, knocking the woman on the side of the head.
"Aw, c'mon, Dad," Jesus cried, "I'm trying to make a point here!"
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